another compilation of links from black trans women in need of help. if you have any links please don't hesitate to add them <3
couple of more:
Lil Nas wrote a kids book!
peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.
2002 peter parker had no health insurance
Dolly Parton quotes, part 3 of 3
okay guys let me talk to you about dolly parton
dolly parton is the best
i love dolly parton and please acknowledge that she’s a queen
Dolly Parton has come up with some of my fav quotes. Two I remember very well are:
“No money doesn’t make you happy but at least you can wear nice clothes while you’re miserable.”
“No it doesn’t bother me when people call me a dumb blonde because I know I’m not dumb and I know I’m not blonde.”
dolly parton once entered a dolly parton look-alike contest and lost.
My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.
Here are some of my favorites:
-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin”
-After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human”
-After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket”
-Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call
-One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.
-After spooning me: “You have a nice butt”
-”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying)
-”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying)
-Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue
-One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue
-One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence
-And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”
Anonymous asked:
What’s your typical day like?
blessyourheartlittleone answered:
i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day
For context: This guy is a ex cop who is there to expose the fact that police heavily manipulate these statistics to cover up the truth. He aint a bad person who is lying, he is a good person who is pointing out that the police is lying.
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